1. Ah yesth, welcome. Pleasthe, have a stheat.
2. Truth.
3. Brilliant.
4. When you eat real fruit after eating Skittles.
5. Good lord.
6. I make this same face when a new season of Game of Thrones starts.
7. It’s so simple!
8. HUUUHHHHhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhh.
9. I wonder if I can get this at Ikea.
10. The lion cubs broke into the wasp cage again…
11. Just picking up some vases.
12. What a great/terrifying host.
13. ‘Merica on 3.
14. Nope.
15. AND NOW YOU DIIE.
16. WHAT.
17. OOOHHHH NO YOU DI’IN’T.
18. Pleaaaaasepleasepleasepleaseplease?
19. Can you blame him? He’s only got three hands, people.
20. Oh my god.
21. Stop.
22. STOP.
23. YOU. SHALLL NOOTTT have a good commute to work if you don’t start your car a little before you leave to let it warm up.
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